Drive-In Massacre (1976)

This movie starts off with two great kills, but it's all downhill from there. It's not awful, but every scene drags on for about three minutes too many. I like the characters. The two inept cops and the peeping tom suspect are all funny, but they each have a bit too much to say. The gimmick ending is a product of the times. I liked it, but most viewers will groan. I'm not going to give it away.



Drive-In Massacre
In horror news, the super shit fest Alone in the Dark is coming out and Fangoria is excited. They (breifly) mention Uwe Boll's House of the Dead, saying it disappointed some fans. No shit? It's the most hated zombie movie ever made. The rest of the article is a dick-sucking puff piece about the CGI garbage we are about to get from Boll. Fuck this guy and his video game garbage. What a waste of resources. Fuck Fangoria. This article contradicts itself, first saying that making movies based on games is financially a "no brainer", but then saying that Boll is taking a big risk because these movies sometimes bomb. Well this one better bomb. Oh yeah, they went for a PG-13 rating.

Sorry about that off-topic rant.

Drive-In Massacre was partially written by the mysterious film star, George 'Buck' Flower, learn about him at my favorite website - Critical Condition Online