Day of the Dead - the remake

I skipped out on a test screening of the new Day of the Dead today at the MGM studios. If you’ve ever been to one of those, you know they involved a hell of a lot of waiting – in line (where I’d probably fry in the heat wave), and in the theater (where I’d probably freeze my balls off due to the air conditioning). Yeah, I did not want to sit around and rot in a roomful of dudes (screening – “males only”) without any plus-ones to keep me company, because who the fuck would really go to this movie?

On the back of the form… a disclaimer… “Note: This is not a sequel to the film Dawn of the Dead (2004).”