Sunday, May 13, 2007

the internet critics all agree, but I don't!

Not so much speaking about my fellow bloggers, but definitely about the big internet movie sites, I am odds with you all about the three big critical smashes of the year that you just have to love to be smart and cutting edge and a proper dick sucker.

Pan's Labyrinth - moves everyone, not me. What a pile of bullshit. Bad use of Hellraiser moster and Harry Potter stuff. Did you know fascism was bad?

The 300 - Did you know fascism was good? Just kidding, I don't buy that argument, cause this movie cuts from speech to speech... and what does it mean? Whatever you want it too, they didn't say anything.

28 Weeks Later - fake ugly Scarlett Johansson for you fanboy molesters - she is underage.

I'm not quitting blogging. I've been busy with my 16mm movie as I've said before.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey stupid, scarlett isn't in 28 weeks later and she's 22 years old. you 16mm is going to suck.

2:36 AM  
Blogger warrenzone said...

I'm talking about "fake" scarlett - read closer if you are so smart and please post a link to your fanboy blog

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Hollywood Gothique said...

Can't believe you had to explain that "fake Scarlett" meant "not the real Scarlett." Maybe next time you should draw a picture for benefit of those who can't be bothered to read before commenting.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

Ha ha, Pan's Labywrinth DID suck! Was it a sad ending or a happy ending? Neither, it was a crappy ending to a crappy film. I felt gross after watching it. I never saw 28 Weeks Later or The 300.
Angela
I found a link to your site on your youtube profile.

11:54 PM  

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