Sunday, May 13, 2007

the internet critics all agree, but I don't!

Not so much speaking about my fellow bloggers, but definitely about the big internet movie sites, I am odds with you all about the three big critical smashes of the year that you just have to love to be smart and cutting edge and a proper dick sucker.

Pan's Labyrinth - moves everyone, not me. What a pile of bullshit. Bad use of Hellraiser moster and Harry Potter stuff. Did you know fascism was bad?

The 300 - Did you know fascism was good? Just kidding, I don't buy that argument, cause this movie cuts from speech to speech... and what does it mean? Whatever you want it too, they didn't say anything.

28 Weeks Later - fake ugly Scarlett Johansson for you fanboy molesters - she is underage.

I'm not quitting blogging. I've been busy with my 16mm movie as I've said before.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey stupid, scarlett isn't in 28 weeks later and she's 22 years old. you 16mm is going to suck.

2:36 AM  
Blogger warrenzone said...

I'm talking about "fake" scarlett - read closer if you are so smart and please post a link to your fanboy blog

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Hollywood Gothique said...

Can't believe you had to explain that "fake Scarlett" meant "not the real Scarlett." Maybe next time you should draw a picture for benefit of those who can't be bothered to read before commenting.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

Ha ha, Pan's Labywrinth DID suck! Was it a sad ending or a happy ending? Neither, it was a crappy ending to a crappy film. I felt gross after watching it. I never saw 28 Weeks Later or The 300.
I found a link to your site on your youtube profile.

11:54 PM  

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